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The most selfish
1letter
' I ' -
Avoid it.
Most
satisfactory
2letters
'WE'-
Use it.
Most
poisonous
3letters
'EGO'-
Kill it.
Most
used
4letters
'LOVE'. |
+''"+.
Rehna hai
.+''"+.+''"+.
Tere
.+''"+.+"''+.
+
"+. Dil
.+""+.+""+.
+ Mein +
"+. .+"
"+" |
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No sPècìål rèåSon foR
thìS mèSsågé ì jÜSt wåN to stèål å sìNglé moMént oUt
of yOÜr bÜSy dåy åNd hoPé to måkè yOÜ sMìlé wéN ì $aY
"hey take care Be happy."
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Riste hote hai jindagi
bitane k lie, Hum apni hasti mita de ise nibhane k
lie, Milne ka to nasib nahi, Lo sms kiya apni yaad
dilane k liye!!!
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stars have 5ends,
squares have4 ends, triangles have3 ends, lines have2
ends, life has1 end, but i hope our friendship has no
end
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Har karz dosti ka ada
kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda
mere dosto ko salamat rakhna, warna meri shaadi mein
dance kaun karega?
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Ramchandra kah gaye
siyase, aisa kalyug aayega ,ek dost sirf sms karega ,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
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LOVE IS LOVE LOVE IS U I
LOVE LOVE SO I LOVE U..............PEOPLE LIVE PEOPLE
DIE PEOPLE LAGH PEOPLE CRY SOME GIVE UP SOME WILL TRY
SOME SAY HI SOME SAY BYE OTHERS MAY FORGET YOU BUT
NEVER CAN I
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Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka
noor,
ho apni adaon ke liye mashoor,
tum ho is zamane mein sabse alag,
sabse juda, kyunki tum insaan ke roop mein ho langoor.
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Chand se pyar karna ho
to Chandni se sikho...
Phoolo se Pyar karna hai to Baharon se sikho...
Agar kisi ka intezar karna hai to HUM se sikho...
Kahin Aapke intezar mein yeh umar na beet jaeyyy....
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Last night I hugged my
pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I/d
dream about my pillow and I/d be hugging you.
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Care for the one who
Shares with you,
Share with the one who knows you,
Know the one who Misses you,
Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you.
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one day god asked to me
,would u like to take post of prime minister or a true
friend?.....i opted PM bcos .....
i already have a true friend like U :-)
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Check your balance dear,
i think it is very Low, Bcoz you send 1 message for 5
times. :P
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god apun se pucha kidhar
jayenga.heaven ki hell?apun bola hell!apun ko malum
tum udarich milega aur jahan tum hoga wobhi heaven
mafic lagega
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/)) /))
(,' ) (,' )
,,(,,,)c=(,,,)o,,
/)) /))
(,' ) (,' )
,,(,,,)=(,,,)o, |
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04:30
99
missed calls
1
new
number
Its
Meee...
just
to
remind U
That
I am missing U. |
1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2
is false if line 1 is true
4-both
2&3 are correct
5-all 4
r wrong
confuse?
now msg & confuse others |
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Sabse accha mera yaar
hain: Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar
SMS uska to mere mobile rakhna bekar hai.
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Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
m
s art!
m
s art!
ms art!
m
s art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u... |
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Roses are waiting for
hours,
Need one touch of yours,
My life is like a rose,
Need one SMS dose,
Flowers grow with love & sunshine;
I'll live till you are friend of mine!!
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Aapke haath me mobile
hai..
Chehere
pe khubh c smile hai...
SMS ki
aChchi khasi File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar,
yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?? |
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Hi! Need one gal 2
marry... Age no bar, Color
no bar,
height no bar, caste no bar, but gal's
father
must have his own bar... CHEERS |
()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite! |
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I/ve nothing 2 offer so
it/s luv I/m going 2 send. It/s nothing dat I/ve
borrowed, nor nothing dat I/d lend. Tis luv dat I send
comes wit my Lifetime Guarantee.
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it takes 2 to tango, 2
to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things
cum in 2...and onwe of those things is....
ME & U
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Chand se payer kerna ho
to chandni se sikho
pholoon se payer kerna ho to bharoo se sikho
Agher kisi ka intizar kerna ho to hum se sikho.......
kahien tumharay SMS ke intazaar mai yai umer beet hi
na jaeyyyyyyyy
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People say, we need maps
to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Coz wthout a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.
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FRIENDSHIP is like a TREE.
;, * '' * ;,
* , *;, *;
___ ) (__ it isn't
measured on how tall it
could be ,but on how the roots have grown. |
if @ think i d@nt cAre 4
@ bc@z @f leSs meSsagEs, y@@re wr@ng.. im j@st l@@king
4 d beSt msg 4 @ne @F d beSt peRson, ive evEr met..
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|''''V''''| r
| |v| | | ("" (""
|....| |...| | ...) ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
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I may not be the
"Perfect Friend"
That U R
looking for...
not even
the "BEST"
among them all...
But
surely
I'm a friend
who always care for...
YOU... |
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God saw me crying he
made toys,
God saw me hungry he made Mcdonalds ,
God saw n\me walking he made a car, God saw me tension
free he made u
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aam ka juic mango ka
juice
apple ka juice
mousami ka juice
pinepale ka juic
annar ka juic
aur jo sms na kare wo kanjus ..
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I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d___l
There is
no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD
MORNING... |
=: Friendship is :=
vast
like "Universe"
Deep
like "Ocean"
High
Like "Sky"
Strong
Like "Iron"
Kind
Like "Mother"
Cute
like "me" AND
Sweet
like "u" |
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Nobody wants u, nobody
makes u happy.
Nobody love u. Nobody misses u.
Nobody cares abt u.
DONT CRY!
My name is nobody!
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Samundar jaisa syllabus
hai,
Talab jitna sikhaya jata hai,
Balti bhar jitna yaad aata hai,
Mug jitna likha jata hai,
Aur boond jitne marks milte hai!
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1 day u'll ask me whats
more Important 2 me, U or MY LIFE: I'll say MY LIFE &
u'll walk away not even knowing that FRIENDS like you
are my LIFE.
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Ur Validityof Bein My
Frd Is Goin 2 B Expird 2day , Plz Recharge Ur Frdship
Imidiatly By Deliever In 4-5 Sweet & Cool Msgs. So
Hurry Recharge Now!
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Im a cop & u r under
arrest 4 being wat u r.its illegal 2b so sweet &
loving as u r.so i hereby sentence u2 b my LIFETIME
friend Case Closed!
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Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's
dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a
liar.. Its me! |
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LIFE is 4 living,
i live mine 4 you!
LOVE is 4 giving,
i give mine 2 you!
DREAMS are 4 dreaming,
mine are 4 you!
HEARTS are 4 beating,
&
mine beats 4 you!
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When things go wrong,
when sadness fills ur heart
& when tears flow 4rm ur eyes,
just let me know,
coz I want 2b there 4 you!
*
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*
*
*
*
*
I'm selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE
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Aap apni jindagi mein
itna aage jao, itna aage jao, itna aage jao ke har koi
aap se bole "JAO BABA AAGE JAO"
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I want You
To Be With Me
In A Nice Restaurant
To Have Candle Light Dinner...
& Say Those Sweet Three Words to U....
"PAY THE BILL"
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Kabhi gamo se aap
mulaqat na ho,
udas baitho aisi koi bat na ho,
shikayat ho to hume maf kar dena,
fursat se baithe ho to hume yaad kar lena.. REPLY!
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Zindagi me DUKH ko
DELETE karo,
Khushiyan SAVE karo...
Dushman CANCEL karo....
Dost ENTER karo....
Phir dekho ZINDAGI ka COMPUTER kabhi HANG nahi hoga..
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lamha lamha waqt gujar
jayega,chand lamho mein exam aayega...abhi bhi time
hai thoda padh lo..nahin to pass kya MUNNA BHAI
karwaega?
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Dil se tera khyal na
jaye to kya karun, Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to mein kya
karun,
Hasrat he ye ki ek nazar tujhe dekh lu, par kismat ye
mauka na laye to kya karun.
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Kaash dil ki awaz ka
itna asar ho jaaye
Hum unhe yaad karen
Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye
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Mohabbat ki shama jalake
to dekho,
Zara dil ki duniya saja kar to dekho,
Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,
Zara humse nazaren milake to dekho.
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Ta mam umar zindagi se
door rahe,
Teri khushi ke liye tujse door rahe
Ab is se badkar wafa ki saza kya hogi
Ki tere hokar bhi tujse door rahe
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Ankhen apki ho, par ansu
mere
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri
Dil apka ho, par dharkan meri
Zindagi ke akhri mor par dua hogi yahi
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri.
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Jab bhi apse milne ki
takdeer nazar ayi
Mujhe pavon main bandhi zanjeer nazar ayi
Teri yaad main nikal pare mere aansu
Har aansu main teri tasweer nazar ayi.
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda
se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
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Today, tommorow and
yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki
uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!
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Science has proved that
Sugar melts in water,
So please don't walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U
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ab bhul chuka hun sab
kuch jo yaad hai wo bhi bhula dunga
ab lot ke mere paas na aana warna haath ka kangan gale
ki phaansi bana doonga
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friend ship is like the
relation between hand and the eyes,its like when hand
gets hurt the eyes cry and when eyes cry the hand
wipes its tears
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Maitri mhanje vishwas,
dhir aani dilasa, manachi kali umaltana padalela
pahila themb. Maitri mhanje don jivaamadhla setu,
maitricha dusra arth mi aani tu...
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F.R.I.E.N.D.
Means
F : First
R : Relative
I : In
E :Every
N :New
D :Difficulty
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Ho Sakta hai barish ke
bad assman nila na ho, Ho Sakta hai dhup aane se sarso
pili na ho, par aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki apka SMS
aye aur hame khushi na ho ......
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Sapno ki tarah aa
gaye,Apno ko bhulakar chale gaye,Kis bhul ki saja di
Aapne hame,Jo pahale hasaya aur baad me rulakar chale
gaye. . .!
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Har phool khubsurat nahi
hota, har paththar chamatkar nahi hota, dosti dekhkar
karna mere dost, har dost dildar nahi hota.
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No sweet thoughts to
forward,no cute graphics to send,just a....TRUE HEART
saying...GOOD MORNING
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In haseenaoon se pyaar
kya karna,
In Adaoon se pyaar kya karna,
Pyaar kisi ka kahan pura hota hai,
pyaar ka Pehla Akshar hi AADHA hota hai
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Maryada purshotam
Bhagvan Shri Ram ko LANKA pe attack karne hetu 500
BANDER chahiye, 499 pahuch gaye. SMS Milte he niklo.
JAI SRIRAM
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All flowers dont
represent love but rose did it. All animals cannot
speak but parrot did it. all donkeys cannot read but u
did it!
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life means missing
expected things & facing unexpected things.when u r
right no one remembers u,but when u r wrong no one
FORGETS !
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2 luv without condition,
2 talk without intention, 2 give without reason & 2
care without xpectation is d art of true relation.
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Frenz r nt a game 2
play, Frenz r nt just a word 2 say, Frenz do nt start
in March & end in May, Frenz mean 2day....2moro...&
yes yesterday.
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Courage is what it takes
to stand up and speak. Courage is also what it takes
to sit down and listen.
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Leårn 2 love the people
who åre willing to love U åt present.4get the people
in the påst & thank dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv
d people U håve today. Gud nite
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Jab Baagon mein bahar
aayegi,
tab hamare SMS ki
baucchar aayegi.
Tanhaiyan toh tumhari
to dur ho jayengi,
Par kya mera bill
bharne teri SAAS aayegi?
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no sweet thoughts to
forward,
no cute graphics to
send,
just A......
TRUE HEART
saying......
NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND
LIKE YOU!
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Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne
Wale Kya Jane,
Pyar K Rivazo ko
zamane kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni
Takleef Ladki Ko Patane me,
Ye Ghar Pe baitha
ladki ka baap kya jaane?
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Kabhi Kabhi Hosla Bhi
Aajmana Chahiye,
Bure Waqt Main Bhi
muscurana Chahiye,
Agar Saat Din Main
Bhi Khujli Na Mite
To Athve Din Jarur
Naha Lena Chahiye!
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jab tumhe dekhu main
DIL STARTS FLYin,
tumse baat karne ko
KEEP TRYin,
jab tu dur jaye
i feel CRYin,
ARE MAMU ITA TENSION
MAT LE
I WAS LYing....
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COURT ORDER:
ur accused of crawlin
in 2 my life,
& hijacking my smiles
with ur cute SMS's
U r found guilty n so
u r sentenced
to b my friend 4
life!
No bail........
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2 hear what's unspoken,
2see what's unseen,
2 feel without even
touching,
is the miracle called
oooFRIENDSHIPooo
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A true friend is a
friend who sees the 1'st tear
catches the 2'nd &
stops the 3'rd!! Just hope
i can b the same 2 u.
WISHING U HAPPINESS
ALWAYS
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LETS CHECK UR
INTELLIGENCE
If u can give da ans
in yes or no then
u r real INTELLIGENT!
TUMHALA YENARE
VEDACHE ZATKE
BAND ZALE KA?
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A true friend is not the
one who give
bail and take you out
from the Jail.
Instead who comes
with u in jail and ask
BIDI hai kya BIDU?
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Khat likh raha hoon
khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon
khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE
liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
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If YOU are filling
DIZZY, a lot SICK,
a bit QUIET, a little
bit SAD....
I think what's wrong.
U are suffering from
a lack of
VITAMIN ME!
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when in life u wake up &
u
dont see any one
then come to me
i will b there
2 hold ur hand &
take u 2 an
EYE
specialist..........
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Do pal ki bhi khushi na
mili to
kya hua umr bhar gam
ke sahare ji lenge.
Kya hua jo hamari
girlfriend nahi,
hum aapki girlfrien ke sahare ji lenge.
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i hav started luving
"u"...
i knw it sounds rediculous..
but i cnt control my feelings 4 "U"..
some time later i'll start luving more ALPHABETS..
HAHA!
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if a smile reaches ur
lips. a perfect smile dat u perhaps u cnt explain.
remember dat in dat moment, im thinkin of u &smilin
too.
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Dosti se badi koi Jagir
nahi hoti,
isse acchi koi tasvir nahi hoti.
Ek najuk pyar ka dhaga hai,
fir bhi isse pakki koi janjeer nahi hoti.
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